- Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
- Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
So like go ahead and hate on Justin Bieber all you want. He’s an asshole, he kinda deserves it. But stop calling him a girl.
My gender is not an insult.
Stop calling him gay and a fag, my sexuality isn’t an insult.
sorry, you won’t win my heart by sending me pictures of your dick.
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
That sound of your sister using your hair product in the bathroom, and you’re like STAAAAAAHHHHPPPPPPPP.
theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us
Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself
"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"