cheer up, buttercup.


Ashley/20/Minnesota/Adventurer.
Love: Kittens, Candy, Pokemon, Sims, Sleep, Stars, PepsiThrowback, Chapstick, Christmas, Spring, Photography, Cookies, Summer, Spring, Coffee, Cigarettes, Long Drives, Cuddles.

"I wish I could hate you as much as you made me hate myself."
14 word story (via destructionis-creation)

(Source: pillsand-coffee, via live-while-young)

  • Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  • Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

theoccasionaloctopus:

erick-del-gay:

tinalikesbutts:

So like go ahead and hate on Justin Bieber all you want. He’s an asshole, he kinda deserves it. But stop calling him a girl.

My gender is not an insult.

Stop calling him gay and a fag, my sexuality isn’t an insult.

Amen

sorry, you won’t win my heart by sending me pictures of your dick.

(via sasssquatch)

"I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you."

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

(via live-while-young)

my-pure-life:

http://my-pure-life.tumblr.com/

That sound of your sister using your hair product in the bathroom, and you’re like STAAAAAAHHHHPPPPPPPP.

slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

(via peachywanderer)

st0rmer:

Go fuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuck yourself

(via hallucin8)

(via malamai)

enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

(via cloudbbyy)

le face or somethiiing
let’s be friends

le face or somethiiing
let’s be friends

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